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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Mr.Glory - 11-16-2005

One day, a Homsi worker was working on the thirteenth floor of a
building,
when a man came running to him shouting:
"Omar, Omar... your daughter Fatima just died in an accident".
Omar was in panic ... not knowing what to do, he jumped from the
13th floor.
While going down, he was near the tenth floor, when he remembered he
didn't
have a daughter named Fatima!
When he was near the fifth floor, he remembered he was not
married!
When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he is not
Omar!

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Mr.Glory - 11-18-2005


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round
and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still
nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum,
how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."


مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - ثانية - 11-19-2005

عن احد حراس صدام حسين عن القاضي الذي يحاكم صدام حسين قال سمعت صدام حسين يقول
خمسة لا يظلهم الله في ظله يوم لا ظل الا ظله
الزاني والسيستاني والطلباني والبرزاني وابن الكب الي دلهم على مكاني :bye:

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 11-19-2005

[CENTER]:D :cool: :9:[/CENTER]

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - الزرقاوي دت كوم - 11-19-2005

ومن لم يمت بحد السيف مات بغيره تعددت الاسباب والموت واحد .


ما طار طير وارتفع الا كما طار وقع.




كابتن حمصي يعلن عن اقلاع طائره.:lol:

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - الزرقاوي دت كوم - 11-19-2005

أخذ رجل على وشك الاحتضار يوصي زوجته بأن تتزوج بعده..حتى وافقت. ثم قال : إذن ستتزوجين بعد موتي قالت: نعم. قال: وهل يسكن معك في بيتي قالت: نعم؟ ثم قال: إذن سيلبس كل ملابسي قالت: لا.. سأل: لماذا؟ أجابت: لأنه أطول منك!!

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - الزرقاوي دت كوم - 11-19-2005

ماذايفعل الازواج بعد ممارسة الجنس ؟
10%يدخنون،
15% ياكلون،
20% ينامون







و الباقى يرجعون الى زوجاتهم. :lol2:

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - الزرقاوي دت كوم - 11-19-2005

كيف عرفوا أنوالسوريين هم ياللي قتلوا الحريري؟





لأنو لاقوا قرص برازق بموقع التفجير

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 11-20-2005

[CENTER]هادا دليل على أنو الحماصنة هم الذين قتلوا الحريري يا عزيزي....:D[/CENTER]
[CENTER]
:97: :97: :97:[/CENTER]

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Mr.Glory - 11-25-2005

للتأكد من أنك قد أصبت بأنفلونزا الطيور أم لا إليك عوارض أنفلونزا
الطيور :
1- الشعور بالرغبة في الطيران
2- هز الرقبة بطريقة غير عادية
3- الشعور بالخوف من النباطة
4- خروج الريش من تحت الإبط
5- الشعور بالخجل إذا شفت الديك