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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 12-24-2005

[CENTER]
اقتباس:  محارب النور   كتب/كتبت  
محشش سايق باص حجاج حكالهم اذا شديتو حيلكو بنرجع قبل الوقفة

:lol: :9: :lol:[/CENTER]

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - محارب النور - 12-25-2005

محشش يسأل محشش ثاني :البواسير بالسين ولا بالصاد ,رد علية صاحبة البواسير في الطيز.


محارب النور

(f)

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - neutral - 01-05-2006

قام نوح بعد أن ملأ سفينته من كافة أنواع الحيوانات بأخذ الأعضاء الحميمية لذكور الحيوانات وإعطاء كل حيوان وصل بعضوه الحميمي علشان السفينة لاتتحول لأردغانة وكل حيوان يحترم نفسه مع وعد بتسليمهم الأعضاء المصادرة عند إنتهاء الرحلة وأثناء الرحلة بدأ الفار في التحرش جنسيا بأنثي الفيل وبدأ يلقح عليها بالكلام في الرايحة والجاية ـ أنا هموتك أنا هفلقك نصين بس لما نوصل وأشياء من هذا القبيل - وأنثي الفيل أخر ماقرفت منه قالتله يابني أتكلم علي قدك وبص لنفسك في المراية أو إديني أمارة علي الفتونة اللي أنت فيها فقال لها الفأر أصل أنا بصراحة سرقت وصل الحمار:10:

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Mr.Glory - 01-08-2006

>>How to know arabs ?
>>
>>1. You make Turkish coffee before leaving home, when getting to the
>>office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after
>>the guests leave and before going to bed.
>>
>>
>>
>>2. When shops have sale they call your mom.
>>
>>
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>>3. You still have, stored in suitcases, clothes that you used to wear
>>when you were five .
>>
>>
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>>4. You call an older person you've never met before "Ammo" or
>>"Khaltu".
>>
>>
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>>5. You hide everything from your parents, but they still think they
>>know everything about you, and make you believe that they actually do.
>>
>>
>>
>>6. People are never happy with what you've achieve; if you Graduated
>>from school they'll tell you "Oqbal el Shahadeh el kbeereh", and when u
>>get that "Oqbal el Aroos or Areees", and when you get that "Oqbal ma
>>nefrah be Aoulad-kum", and when you get that "Oqbal ma tefrahu bi
>>shahadit-hum",
>>
>>
>>
>>7. If you are a boy you start worrying about the Mukhabarat when you
>>reach puberty.
>>
>>
>>
>>8. Getting a visa to Europe or the States is like getting a baby,
>>everybody tells you "mabrook"
>>
>>
>>
>>9. You learn how to beg the personnel at the airport to allow the
>>excess baggage you've got as soon as your father stops doing that for you.
>>
>>
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>>10. Your dream is holding a different passport.
>>
>>
>>
>>11. When you FLY BACK home you find 20 people waiting for you at the
>>airport.
>>
>>
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>>13. Every time you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew
>>existed, and they look nothing like your family.
>>
>>
>>
>>14. You look for universities as far away from home as possible.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>15. You always curse at Arabs when you are back home, but when you live
>>abroad you only make Arab friends.
>>
>>
>>
>>16. When you come back from University you still have to live with your
>>parents, and fight over curfew all over again, as if you never left them
>>before.
>>
>>
>>
>>17. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
>>
>>
>>
>>18. Everyone is a family friend.
>>
>>
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>>19. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
>>
>>
>>
>>20. You teach Westerners to swear words in your language.
>>
>>
>>
>>21. When you go on a date you start thinking oflousy places where
>>nobody would go to so you wont bump into family or friends.
>>
>>
>>
>>22. You end up in a lousy place and still bump into the relative with
>>the biggest mouth.
>>
>>
>>
>>23. You think you are liberated when you can't even smoke in public
>>
>>
>>
>>24. If you are 25 and not married yet, your parents make you feel that you
>>are getting too old.
>>
>>
>>
>>25. Getting married becomes the only way you can escape your parents.
>>
>>
>>
>>26. You tell your friends how to rebel against their parents when you
>>can't even stay out past midnight.
>>
>>
>>
>>27. You always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn the light on" or "get
>>down from the car" instead of "get out of the car."
>>
>>
>>
>>28. You pronounce your p's as b's (bebsi and bolice)
>>
>>
>>
>>29. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he
>>had to walk miles just to get to school.
>>
>>
>>
>>30. Your parents were ranked first in school.
>>
>>
>>
>>32. Your dad swears at you with words that affect himself (Ibnil kalb)
>>
>>
>>
>>33. You tell everyone that you are a successful businessman back home"
>>when you are really just an unemployed goat herder.
>>
>>
>>
>>34. You feel uncomfortable saying the word 'tease' in English.
>>
>>
>>
>>35. You smoke as if there is no tomorrow and you only smoke MARLBORO
>>REDS.
>>
>>
>>
>>37. You only walk on the streets in groups of seven or more people and
>>talk really really loud in Arabic together.
>>
>>
>>
>>38. You wear a black leather jacket, even when it is 100 degrees
>>outside.
>>
>>39. you think its cool to dance and smoke at the same time
>>
>>
>>
>>40. If you are an Arab girl you give the look of death to another Arab
>>girl who looks better than you.
>>
>>
>>
>>41. Your aunt is always asking when she can dance at your wedding"

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 03-17-2006

[CENTER]مرحباااااااااااااا يا جماعة...... :97:

كيييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييييفكم؟؟؟ اشتقتاااااااااااااالكم (f)

بالانتخابات الأخيرة في السعودية.... واحد منهم معلق لافتات تقول
"انتخبوني عسى أن تكرهوا شيئاً وهو خير لكم.."
:lol: :lol: :lol:[/CENTER]

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - محارب النور - 03-17-2006

أحنا اشتقنا لك اكثر ...

نكتة على الطاير .. بقرة تسرح شعرها قدام المراية ..قالت مش حرام كل هذا الجمال يروح للثور.

خروف صغير يطالع المراية ..شاف انو له قرون تنبت ..شو عمل ..قتل خواتة البنات.

محارب النور

أبدي ِ

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - أبو عيسى - 03-23-2006

- دخل شيخ على محششين قالهم: حرام عليكم... قالوا له: وعليكم الحرام ورحمة الله وبركاته

- شو عكس كلمة تلميذات؟؟؟ دونت تيل مي ذات (don't tell me that)

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - كمبيوترجي - 03-23-2006

اقتباس:  zeus   كتب/كتبت  
-  دخل شيخ على محششين قالهم: حرام عليكم... قالوا له: وعليكم الحرام ورحمة الله وبركاته

:lol:

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - أبو عيسى - 03-23-2006

المذيعة : اعطني كلمة فيها تبدأ بالزين
المتسابق: صدرك !!!

مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Nils - 03-23-2006

اقتباس:  zeus   كتب/كتبت  
المذيعة : اعطني كلمة فيها تبدأ بالزين
المتسابق: صدرك !!!

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