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نادي الفكر العربي
A Few Jokes - نسخة قابلة للطباعة

+- نادي الفكر العربي (http://www.nadyelfikr.com)
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+--- المنتدى: أقــلام ســاخـرة (http://www.nadyelfikr.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=82)
+--- الموضوع: A Few Jokes (/showthread.php?tid=139)

الصفحات: 1 2

A Few Jokes - الحر - 05-09-2009

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بصفتي إلهة الكرون و أعلم ما في الصدور بأكدلك يا حر إنه هالنكتتين بعبروا عن واحد على مليون بس من حبنا لإلكم :D
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انعم به و اكرم من حب :D... بس شو رايك تقولي لل .. لالو , لالي , لاو (بصراحة مش فاكر الاسم) عن حبك الرهيب هذا:25:

A Few Jokes - الحر - 05-09-2009

وهاي شوية نكات عن الرجال من اجل المساواة :D


What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game


What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need


What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times


What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."


Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece


What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted



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A Few Jokes - Narina - 05-10-2009

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انعم به و اكرم من حب :D... بس شو رايك تقولي لل .. لالو , لالي , لاو (بصراحة مش فاكر الاسم) عن حبك الرهيب هذا:25:
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ما دام القاضي راضي نحنا شو دخلنا :10:
حبيبي اسمه اللّاو :angry:


RE: A Few Jokes - سيسبان - 06-18-2009

Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush
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so gross but brilliant 25