A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

To: My Boss

From: Jean

Re: Changing calendars from Y2K



I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to

be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At

any rate, I have finished the conversion. The calendars have

returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with

the following new months:



Januark    Februark     Mak       Julk



I also changed all the days of each week to:



Sundak    Mondak    Tuesdak    Wednesdak



Thursdak     Fridak      Saturdak



                  ....We are now Y to K compliant.

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:  

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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الخيل والليل والبيداء تعرفني


والسيف والرمح والقرطاس والقلم




اشلون ..

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