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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 08-23-2005
هاي واحدة على السريع...... :D
- محشش راح يخطب.. قالوله البيت من عندك، قالهم ماشي بس البنات والمشروب من عندكم :lol:
[CENTER]تحياتي السريعة
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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Arab Horizon - 08-23-2005
:lol::lol:
مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Mr.Glory - 08-23-2005
Three daughters :
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good
till the last drop. " Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson
& Hedges pack: "Extra Long-King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline?
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Mr.Glory - 08-23-2005
Three daughters :
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good
till the last drop. " Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson
& Hedges pack: "Extra Long-King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline?
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 08-24-2005
[CENTER]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 08-24-2005
معك 18 خرية راح منهم 12 خرية، كم خرية بقّى معك ؟؟؟ واحد عصبي عم يدرّس ابنه رياضيات :lol: :lol: :lol:
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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Mr.Glory - 08-25-2005
"حدث حقاً .."
عانى حمصي من ارتفاع في نسبة الشحوم
فطلب منه الطبيب أن يمشي كل يوم من بيته إلى قرب مصفاة حمص طوال شهر
ثم يعود لمراجعته..
بعد شهر.. كانت الشحوم مرتفعة أكثر..
فسأله الطبيب: ألم تذهب كل يوم إلى قرب مصفاة حمص كما طلبت منك؟
فقال له: نعم يا دكتور.. الله وكيلك.. اشتريت "موتور".. وكل يوم آخذ كيس مكسرات وأذهب هناك راكباً الموتور..
آكل المكسرات وأعود!:lol:
واحد حمصي قله الدكتور أمشي كل يوم 5 كم .إتصل الحمصي بالدكتور بعد شهر قله أنا صرت بتركيا وين روح هلق.:lol:
طفل وابوه في مطعم
الابن ياخذ القطعة الكبيرة من اللحم
الاب محتجا: لماذا اخذت القطعة الكبيرة؟
فساله الطفل: وانت بدورك اية قطعة كنت اخذت؟
يجيب الاب: لو كنت مكانك لاخذت الصغيرة..
الطفل: لذلك اخذت انا القطعة الكبيرة منذ البداية..:lol:
مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - حمدي - 08-25-2005
اقتباس:واحد حمصي قله الدكتور أمشي كل يوم 5 كم .إتصل الحمصي بالدكتور بعد شهر قله أنا صرت بتركيا وين روح هلق.مسكين مشى للشمال، لو مشى للجنوب كان كسب حجة .... يمكن والناس راجعة!
مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - حمدي - 08-25-2005
واحد حمصي تشارك مع زملائه على شرموطة ... قالوا له: لازم تلبس كبوت تما تحبل البنت. لبس. بعد تلت أيام شافه صاحبه عما يحوص، قال له: شوبك؟ قال: بدي أشلح الكبوت وأروح أشخ ... إن حبلت وللا لطيزي ...
مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك - Gudjohensen - 08-25-2005
:lol:
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