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A Few Jokes - الحر - 05-05-2009
1. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
2. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
3. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
4. Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
5. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
2. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
3. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'
4. Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
5. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
A Few Jokes - Narina - 05-06-2009
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5. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'
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يحيا الذكااااااااااااااااااااااااء
:thumbup:+ :lol:
A Few Jokes - الحر - 05-06-2009
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يحيا الذكااااااااااااااااااااااااء
:thumbup:+ :lol:
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ده ذكاء ... د إجراااااااااااام رسمي :roll:
A Few Jokes - Narina - 05-06-2009
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ده ذكاء ... د إجراااااااااااام رسمي :roll:
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لااااااااااااااااااا كيف يا رجل؟!!
هلق هيي لما تساوي هيك مو آخرته يمرض؟
فبتتركه متلقح بالفرشة جزاء إله لأنه زعلها
فهيك بتقدر توصله إنها انتقمت منه حتى بلا ما تعرفه إنها بتعمل هيك بفرشاية سنانه
فهوي رح يرجع يعيد حساباته و يشوف هوي شو عمل لحتى هيي تعمل هيك و ما يحن قلبها عليه و لا نتوفة
فطبعاً بحرم يعيدها لأنه الرجال بطبعهم كسلانين و ما بيعرفوا يقوموا بحالهم فكيف إزا بكونوا مريضين
سي؟ :wink1:
إييييييييييييييه اللّاو حبيبي يخليلنا هالطابق الفوقاني ما في بعد هالراس مال مال:10:
A Few Jokes - هاله - 05-07-2009
20years with my wife
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes I do." she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes I remember."
"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes I do", she replied.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."
A Few Jokes - عاشق الكلمه - 05-07-2009
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1. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
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[/quote]A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....
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:lol:
حلوه
(f)
A Few Jokes - الحر - 05-07-2009
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He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today."
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:lol:
A Few Jokes - متعطشة - 05-08-2009
Array 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'[/quote]
ياحيها والله !
A Few Jokes - الحر - 05-08-2009
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ياحيها والله !
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بين (يحيا الذكاااااااااء) لنارينا, و (ياحيها والله) الخاصة بك, استشف العبد لله (انا) وجود نزعة فيمينزمية متاصلة في وسط الجنس اليالطيف في النادي.
وهذه نكات اخرى عن النساء
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them
(f)
وهذه نكات اخرى عن النساء
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them
(f)
A Few Jokes - Narina - 05-09-2009
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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why
Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them
(f)
[/quote]Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them
(f)
بصفتي إلهة الكرون و أعلم ما في الصدور بأكدلك يا حر إنه هالنكتتين بعبروا عن واحد على مليون بس من حبنا لإلكم :D