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اوضاع جنسية روعة 2006 - anon* - 06-07-2006
اسلوب كين وباربي Ken and Barbie style: لايسمح بلوي المرفق والركبتين اثناء الجماع
اسلوب الكلب Doggie style: تكون حركة الرجل عنيفة ويحاول عمل المستحيل
اسلوب الضفدعFroggie style : ويكون في المنتجعات الكبيرة ويكون الرجل يمسح بجسمة على جسم المرأة داخل الماء
اسلوب السمكة Fish style: نفس اسلوب الضفدع مع عدم استخدام الايدي والارجل
اسلوب الروعة : الجنس الذي تغطية المودة
اسلوب القرفصاءCrouch position : الجلوس على الارض والقفز معا على ان تتم عملية الايلاج في الهواء ههههههه
اسلوب الاريكة Couch position : نفس القرفصاء بس على الاريكة
اسلوب الصرخةOuch position : هو نتاج اسلوب الاريكة
اسلوب سوزان الكسلانةLazy Susan style : عندما تكون سوزان نعسانة
اسلوب روسي Russian style :عندما يقفون في طوابير بعد شرب الفوكا حتى يحسو انهم جذابين لبعط وتبدا العملية
اسلوب نوستروداموسNostrodamus sex : في كل ايلاج يكو مختلف عن الذي قبلة ويكون عامل المفاجة اهم ميزة لة
اسلوب البنكBank style : اغراء الذكر
اسلوب اسامة بن لادن Osama Bin Laden’s position : اذا تعرف هذا الاسلوب بس اتصل على FBI لتحصل على 25 مليون دولر مكافئة
اسلوب الخلسة Stealth style : الاختباء تحت اللحاف في الزاوية وتحاول ان لا تراك قادم مع دخول الرجل بكل عنف تحت اللحاف
اسلوب ماتركس Matrix Style : لبس نضارات شمسية وليس اسود جلدي
اسلوب البريد البطي
Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed
Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.
Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want
Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.
Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz
Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you
R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it's over and everyone starts thinking about products.
Microsoft Style - rgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death.
John Ashcroft Style - nvolves reading other people's mail until climax.
Sloth Style - oreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree.
QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room.
Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it!
Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping.
Bullshit artist sex - ook I've liked you for a while now and I'm so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime.
Canadian style - Find a place with snow, (or go into a walk in freezer in a pinch), boink till you have frostbite, run inside and sizzle up some Canadian bacon during the afterglow.....
Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful "gadgets", hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional)
Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!
Ultra Light - Put wings on your lawnmower. Chase each other on the runway and attempt airborne intimacy.
Decathlon style - any ten of the above in any order you choose
DJ Style - For those not into S&M but R&B. You feel the drumming of music, see lights flashing before your eyes, your body covered in sweat, and you're thirsty but a bottle of water is $10!!! Contraception? The rhythm method of course! Warning - you could slip your disc doing this one.
Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while.
Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes.
Going solo postition - ttempting to mate while drinking lemonade
Mullet style - - er a hard day of diesel engine repair, it's nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back.
Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep.
Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.
Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back.
Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.
Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks "How is that?", you say "we have sex and then you disappear."
Kylie style - should be so lucky
Ozzy Osbourne Style - Start off 'Flying High Again' with a little 'Sweet Leaf'. Get out your 'Iron Man', unless you have a 'Mr. Tinkertrain', then you better say 'Goodbye To Romance' But if your mate has 'Desire' give it a 'Shot In The Dark', just make sure you don't take the 'Road To Nowhere' unless you're a bum pirate or trying not to make any 'Crazy Babies'. Just remember while you shag like a couple of 'War Pigs' that you give fair warning by yelling 'Mama, I'm Coming Home'!
Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you're having sex before opening the box to prove it.
Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt
Prime Minister Howard style - you don't know how, but people are getting screwed...your minister for defence has all the details.
Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs.
Nike style - Just do it
Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved.
Hillbilly style - sorta like doggie style just have your clothes hanging off your knees and leave your boots on.
Dolphin style - You're goin doggy style. You skillfully pretend you slip and then try the rear entry. She turns her head with a frightened look saying uh uh.. uh uh
Big Mac - put a quarter pounder between her buns.
Propellor-style - it allows you to feel the sensation with a twist
Diet style - Looks the same, smells the same, but just somehow aint the same.
Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens.
Any style, as long as no body feels "shafted".
Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in.
Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep...then swoop and probe
Construction style - Take what's old and redo it to perfection.
Math Class - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply.
Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down
Godfather Style - Wearing concrete slippers and with a horse's head in the bed. And you don't mess with the family.
The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other's heads
Contortionism style - oing it anyway possible in a 2'x 2'x 3' box.
The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear "Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!" Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds wihtout getting thrown off!!
Maths (Advanced) - To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her.
Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, "Is it in you?"
Cliff position - Gently push partner to edge of cliff while doing it, she will DEFINITLY push back.
Jiff style - choosy moms choose Jiff.
Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come.
Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first.
Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she'll swallow!
Porno style - Do it in front of a camera.
Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process.
Sporty Sex - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus.
Lifestyle Programe Style - Do it yourself.
Pringles style - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Hallway Sex - As you pass each other down the hallway, you face each other and say "get fucked".
Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole.
Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind.
Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club
Vancouver Canucks Style - Just like the hockey team, you always try to "come from behind"
Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say "like" "like" "like" the whole time.
Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman
RE: اوضاع جنسية روعة 2006 - عاشق جسدها - 06-29-2010
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RE: اوضاع جنسية روعة 2006 - بوشاهين البحراني - 07-05-2010
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RE: اوضاع جنسية روعة 2006 - العراب 2011 - 07-24-2010
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RE: اوضاع جنسية روعة 2006 - الواد الحلو - 10-25-2010
هل رأيت وضع المقص والملقاط؟ رائع وهو مريح للسيدات السمينات والرجال ذوى الكروش, مؤكد وممتع، وبخاصة للأنثى، تمت تجربته
هل رأيت وضع الخصام الأنثى تكون وصفها كالتالى: الأرداف مرفوعة والفخذين ملاصقين للكتفين، والذكر يجلس على أردافها وظهره نحو صدر الأنثى ويغرس قضيبه مضغوطا بقوة لأسفل ليكون محبوسا فى مهبل الأنثى، فيحتك بقوة فى ال ج سبوت مسببا لذة فائقة للطرفين، ولايبذل الذكر فيه أى مجهود عضلى. تم تجربته
هل رأيت وضع الأكروبات، ينام الذكر ويرفع فخذيه يضمهما إلى صدره ويخرج قضيبه من بينهما للخلف، تجلس الأنثى على أردافه وتبتلع قضيبه بفرجها، وتتولى هى الصعود والهبوط والتحريك يمينا ويسارا بأردافها (يتطلب قضيبا طويلا وضخما مع إنتصاب كامل، وهو يوفر وقتا طويلا للرجل للمارسات ويبطئ القذف) تم تجريبه