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Funny to know,................. calories and sex - discovery2 - 06-03-2006
[CENTER]Rough Sex Facts
A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.....................12 cal
without.....................................87 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands.........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth...............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................................... 6 cal
soft.........................................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target......................8 cal
Finding G spot ........................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her...............................12 cal
On the floor.................................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..............................358 cal
Doggy.....................................316 cal
69 lying...................................286 cal
69 standing............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm
Real.......................................112 cal
Faking...................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed.......................36 cal
Wondering why she pissed 816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm........................32 cal
Rushing...................................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door........................1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal[/CENTER]
Funny to know,................. calories and sex - أبي الفدا - 06-03-2006
WHERE THE **** DID U GET THAT?
I'M GONNA DO IT & BURN THOSE 15 KEES EXTRA.
I THOUGHT IT ONLY BURNS 200 CALS.
NOW,
SHE'D BETTER HOLD HERSELF UP.
THANKS
Funny to know,................. calories and sex - discovery2 - 06-05-2006
اقتباس: MALIK OBAID كتب/كتبت
WHERE THE **** DID U GET THAT?
I'M GONNA DO IT & BURN THOSE 15 KEES EXTRA.
I THOUGHT IT ONLY BURNS 200 CALS.
NOW,
SHE'D BETTER HOLD HERSELF UP.
THANKS
ارض النت واسعه يا عزيزي ولي يفتح الفيرفوكس يا ما يشوف :23:
Funny to know,................. calories and sex - MSouri - 06-06-2006
أرجو من الزملاء التقيد بشروط الكتابة بالنادي، و أحدها الكتابة بالعربي
في حال عدم أمكانية نقل محتوى الموضوع للعربي سأنقله لساحة اللغات الأجنبية
شكرا لتفهمكم
Funny to know,................. calories and sex - discovery2 - 06-07-2006
اقتباس: MSouri كتب/كتبت
أرجو من الزملاء التقيد بشروط الكتابة بالنادي، و أحدها الكتابة بالعربي
في حال عدم أمكانية نقل محتوى الموضوع للعربي سأنقله لساحة اللغات الأجنبية
شكرا لتفهمكم
:emb: لم اعلم بضروره الكتابه بالعربي في هذا القسم .
لذلك ارجو منكم تقبل اعتذاري ونقله (f)