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EVERY Woman's Dictionary - كمبيوترجي - 10-26-2005
Let's open the dictionary!!:D
[SIZE=5]Woman Dicitonery
Yes == No
No == Yes
Maybe == No
I'm sorry == You'll be sorry
We need == I want
It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want == You'll pay for this later
We need to talk == I need to complain
Sure go ahead == I don't want you to
I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly == You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights == I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient == I want a new house
I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? == Too late, you're dead :lol:
:D
EVERY Woman's Dictionary - تفاحة - 11-30-2005
very cute :lol:,
and yes its true SOMETIMES :saint:
ps: when i personaly say NO, and i'm sure i'm speacking for alot of women today, i mean NO.
EVERY Woman's Dictionary - SonofSun - 12-06-2005
:D
Really, but not all the time, but I think that you're professional at woman cases!
many thaks
:devil: