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One liner Jokes - نسخة قابلة للطباعة +- نادي الفكر العربي (http://www.nadyelfikr.com) +-- المنتدى: الســــــــاحات العامـــــــة (http://www.nadyelfikr.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=3) +--- المنتدى: قضايا اجتماعيــــــة (http://www.nadyelfikr.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=60) +---- المنتدى: اللغـات الأجنبيــة (http://www.nadyelfikr.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=16) +---- الموضوع: One liner Jokes (/showthread.php?tid=8431) |
One liner Jokes - skipy - 10-23-2007 One liner Jokes Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." ****** "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" ****** My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. ****** They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. ****** "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" " Please wait someone else is using it." ****** When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. ****** "Where did you get those big eyes?" "They came with the face." ****** But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not. ****** It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !! ****** "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" "Yes if you're lucky." ****** A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth. ****** "My wife doesn't know what she wants." " You're lucky. My wife does." |