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Sick Leave - إسماعيل أحمد - 09-21-2007
طرفة بالإنجليزي كما جاءتني
تغيير شكل، مع الاعتذار من الشقراوات
تغيير شكل، مع الاعتذار من الشقراوات
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good god are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days'.
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '...And where do you think you're going?'
She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark
Sick Leave - SH4EVER - 09-21-2007
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Funny