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HARD DISK GIRLS :
she remembers everything, FOREVER

:D

RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment you turn her off




WINDOWS GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.

:no:

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun


:lol:
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access

:23:

SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.

:rolleyes:

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible things look beautiful
:uvu:


CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.



EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

:10:

VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything...


:lol: :lol: :lol:[/CENTER]

نسيت البنت البروسيسور

تعرفها مره واحده بس وتفضل معاك ومتفانيه في خدمتك لغايا ما تنزل حاجه احدث منها تقوم رميها وهيه شغاله زي الفل علشان اماكنيات تانيه احدث انته مش محتاجها اساسا

ونبس الكلام ده برضوا ينطبق علي الجنس التاني

يخرب بيتك يا ديسكوفري :lol: :23:



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[CENTER]MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible things look beautiful    
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شكـــرا :lol2: