- Money is not everything; There's MasterCard & Visa.


- One should love animals; They are so tasty.


- Save water; Shower with your girlfriend.


- Love the neighbor; But don't get caught.


- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And
behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

- Every man should marry; After all, happiness is not the
only thing in life.


- Wise never marry; and when they marry they become otherwise.


- Success is a relative term; It brings so many relatives.


- Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.


- Love is photogenic; It needs darkness to develop.


- Children in backseats cause accidents; Accidents in
backseats cause children.


- Your future depends on your dreams; So go to sleep.

- There should be a better way to start a day than waking
up every morning


- Hard work never killed anybody; But why take the risk !?


- Work fascinates me; I can look at it for hours !

- God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.


- When two's company, three's the result !


- A dress is like a barbed wire fence; It protects the
premises without restricting the view.


- The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn?