how Lebanese do business‏:)


Abou Steif (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice .

Steif: "I will choose my own bride

" Abou Steif: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter..

" Steif: "Well, in that case... ok"

Next Abou Steif approaches Bill Gates.

Abou Steif: "I have a husband for your daughter

" Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry

" Abou Steif: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.


" Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Abou Steif goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Abou Steif: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

" President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need


" Abou Steif: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.

" President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

And that my friends is how Lebanese do business.

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