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Mr.Glory
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الانضمام: Jul 2005
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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك
>>How to know arabs ?
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>>1. You make Turkish coffee before leaving home, when getting to the
>>office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after
>>the guests leave and before going to bed.
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>>2. When shops have sale they call your mom.
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>>3. You still have, stored in suitcases, clothes that you used to wear
>>when you were five .
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>>4. You call an older person you've never met before "Ammo" or
>>"Khaltu".
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>>5. You hide everything from your parents, but they still think they
>>know everything about you, and make you believe that they actually do.
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>>6. People are never happy with what you've achieve; if you Graduated
>>from school they'll tell you "Oqbal el Shahadeh el kbeereh", and when u
>>get that "Oqbal el Aroos or Areees", and when you get that "Oqbal ma
>>nefrah be Aoulad-kum", and when you get that "Oqbal ma tefrahu bi
>>shahadit-hum",
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>>7. If you are a boy you start worrying about the Mukhabarat when you
>>reach puberty.
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>>8. Getting a visa to Europe or the States is like getting a baby,
>>everybody tells you "mabrook"
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>>9. You learn how to beg the personnel at the airport to allow the
>>excess baggage you've got as soon as your father stops doing that for you.
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>>10. Your dream is holding a different passport.
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>>11. When you FLY BACK home you find 20 people waiting for you at the
>>airport.
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>>13. Every time you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew
>>existed, and they look nothing like your family.
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>>14. You look for universities as far away from home as possible.
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>>15. You always curse at Arabs when you are back home, but when you live
>>abroad you only make Arab friends.
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>>16. When you come back from University you still have to live with your
>>parents, and fight over curfew all over again, as if you never left them
>>before.
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>>17. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
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>>18. Everyone is a family friend.
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>>19. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
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>>20. You teach Westerners to swear words in your language.
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>>21. When you go on a date you start thinking oflousy places where
>>nobody would go to so you wont bump into family or friends.
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>>22. You end up in a lousy place and still bump into the relative with
>>the biggest mouth.
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>>23. You think you are liberated when you can't even smoke in public
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>>24. If you are 25 and not married yet, your parents make you feel that you
>>are getting too old.
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>>25. Getting married becomes the only way you can escape your parents.
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>>26. You tell your friends how to rebel against their parents when you
>>can't even stay out past midnight.
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>>27. You always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn the light on" or "get
>>down from the car" instead of "get out of the car."
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>>28. You pronounce your p's as b's (bebsi and bolice)
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>>29. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he
>>had to walk miles just to get to school.
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>>30. Your parents were ranked first in school.
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>>32. Your dad swears at you with words that affect himself (Ibnil kalb)
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>>33. You tell everyone that you are a successful businessman back home"
>>when you are really just an unemployed goat herder.
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>>34. You feel uncomfortable saying the word 'tease' in English.
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>>35. You smoke as if there is no tomorrow and you only smoke MARLBORO
>>REDS.
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>>37. You only walk on the streets in groups of seven or more people and
>>talk really really loud in Arabic together.
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>>38. You wear a black leather jacket, even when it is 100 degrees
>>outside.
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>>39. you think its cool to dance and smoke at the same time
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>>40. If you are an Arab girl you give the look of death to another Arab
>>girl who looks better than you.
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>>41. Your aunt is always asking when she can dance at your wedding"
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