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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
YnetNews ^ | December 29, 2005 | Joe Kot
Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer
Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.
After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.
Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.
'I'm not a pervert'
And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.
Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.
"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: DOLPHIN; MARRIAGE; MILLIONAIRE; STUCKONSTUPID
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They say that with money, you can do anything.
1 posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:31 AM PST by NYer
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To: american colleen; Lady In Blue; Salvation; narses; SMEDLEYBUTLER; redhead; Notwithstanding; ...
Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.
Catholic Ping - Please freepmail me if you want on/off this list
2 posted on 12/30/2005 6:20:22 AM PST by NYer ("Socialism is the religion people get when they lose their religion")
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To: SJackson
Ping!
3 posted on 12/30/2005 6:20:52 AM PST by NYer ("Socialism is the religion people get when they lose their religion")
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To: NYer
Very true
4 posted on 12/30/2005 6:21:46 AM PST by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
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To: NYer
When asked by a reported if the dolphin was male or female she replied "Why Male, of course. What do you think I am, A QUEER!!?"
5 posted on 12/30/2005 6:21:55 AM PST by mbynack
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To: NYer
See, I knew legalizing gay marriages would be the gateway to stuff like this.
6 posted on 12/30/2005 6:22:04 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: NYer
"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
Anyone who feels the need to make such a statement ... is a pervert.
7 posted on 12/30/2005 6:22:21 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: NYer
A Jewphin?
8 posted on 12/30/2005 6:22:36 AM PST by LdSentinal
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To: NYer
Are they going to SeaWorld for the honeymoon?
9 posted on 12/30/2005 6:22:56 AM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: NYer
I wonder how the gay marriage lobby feels about this one?
10 posted on 12/30/2005 6:23:27 AM PST by Aggie Mama
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To: NYer
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.
It was not in Massachusetts?
11 posted on 12/30/2005 6:24:11 AM PST by A. Pole (If the lettuce cutters were paid $10 more per hour, the lettuce head would cost FIVE CENTS more!)
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To: NYer
What ever happened to shunning bestiality?
I don't want to know how they consummated the marriage ... .
12 posted on 12/30/2005 6:24:43 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people believe in Intelligent Design (God))
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To: Alouette; SJackson
not kosher.
13 posted on 12/30/2005 6:24:57 AM PST by adam_az (It's the border, stupid!)
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To: NYer
What an idiot! This women is way out there.
14 posted on 12/30/2005 6:25:18 AM PST by SALChamps03
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To: NYer
You are now entering Bizzaro World now BUMP!
15 posted on 12/30/2005 6:25:32 AM PST by conservativecorner
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To: mbynack
LOL!
Perversion is now IN YOUR FACE!
But hey, don't you dare be critical of it.
16 posted on 12/30/2005 6:25:34 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people believe in Intelligent Design (God))
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Won't last long, different religions.................the dolphin's not kosher........
17 posted on 12/30/2005 6:25:50 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him)
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To: NYer
Another one for the "Rick Santorum was right" file.
18 posted on 12/30/2005 6:25:51 AM PST by dubyaismypresident (If we ever banned air conditioning, I think people would move back, - Bob Bennet, Chairman Ohio GOP)
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"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,"
Sounds like, IMHO, she knows otherwise...or why have to say it?
I know of no one, who after a normal, traditional marriage, has to think or say such things to rationalize what they have done.
19 posted on 12/30/2005 6:27:00 AM PST by Jeff Head (
www.dragonsfuryseries.com)
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To: mbynack
"When asked by a reported if the dolphin was male or female she replied "Why Male, of course. What do you think I am, A QUEER!!?"
LOL. I don't care who you are, THAT's funny!
20 posted on 12/30/2005 6:27:38 AM PST by joebuck
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To: NYer
There's something fishy about this ....
21 posted on 12/30/2005 6:28:57 AM PST by clamper1797 (Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club VA-93 aboard the USS Midway CVA-41 1972-1973)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Fierce Allegiance
Yikes, a male dolphin named "Cindy"? How gay is that?
Dolphins are way down on the list of mammels I'd like to have sex with.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
22 posted on 12/30/2005 6:30:00 AM PST by Owl_Eagle (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: NYer
Sheesh...there's enough blamed on my tribe. Now this--who needs it?
23 posted on 12/30/2005 6:30:55 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: Jeff Head
Goofy as this story is, you do have to view it as a further disintegration of morals, certainly of spirituality. Obviously the rite of marriage is made a mockery of.
As to perversion, dolphins are sexually promiscuous and they do "molest" humans in the same way your cocker spaniel might be happy to see your leg. Some folks have even been injured as a result.
24 posted on 12/30/2005 6:31:33 AM PST by Williams
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To: nmh
What ever happened to shunning bestiality?
It's not bestiaility because Dolphins are so darn cute! -sarc
25 posted on 12/30/2005 6:31:49 AM PST by frogjerk (LIBERALISM - Being miserable for no good reason)
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To: NYer
There is a silver lining to all this: Another nutjob takes herself out of the gene pool.
26 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:06 AM PST by rbg81
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To: nmh
How did they consummate the marriage...?
The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..
Anyway Cindy is a stupid name for a male dolphin....wonder why she hung that albatross around his neck. (metaphorically speaking)
27 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:08 AM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: NYer
"Brokeback Marina."
}:-)4
28 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:11 AM PST by Moose4 (Liberals and vampires: Both like death, both hate crosses, and both are bloodsuckers.)
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To: Pharmboy
Also, is it normal to refer to her as a "Brit Jew"?
29 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:18 AM PST by Williams
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"Won't last long, different religions.................the dolphin's not kosher........"
Neither's she. Title should be changed to "Brit jino marries dolphin; parents and Charlie Starkist sit shiva..."
30 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:25 AM PST by Yehuda ("Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE!" (Choke on it, pinkos!))
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"Are they going to SeaWorld for the honeymoon? "
I'm sure the honeymoon will be all that she dreamed it would be.
Click Here, if you dare.
You've been warned...
31 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:47 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Did they take the blood test? This union could produce some ugly off spring.
32 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:50 AM PST by oxcart (Remember Bush lied.......People DYED... THEIR FINGERS!)
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
Married to dolphin but "not a pervert" Ping List
Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list; I know what you like.
33 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:56 AM PST by PatrickHenry (Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, common scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
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To: NYer
You know, if the woman and the dolphin are happy, who gives a flying fig? It's a free country and people (and, er, fish) should be free to do as they please! C'est la vie! But what really gets my goat about this is that they plan to spend their wedding night "bowling"! Fish or marine mammals or whatever DO NOT BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! They get the floor all slimey and they take for-freakin-ever to bowl a single frame. Plus all that high-pitch dolphin laughing is really distracting for other bowlers! Dolphins in the damn Bowl America! What has this world come to?
34 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:58 AM PST by Regicide
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To: NYer
'I'm not a pervert'
I beg to differ.
35 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:02 AM PST by Semi Civil Servant (The Main Stream Media: Al-Qaeda's most effective spy network.)
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To: LdSentinal
LOL! Well-played!
36 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:39 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: NYer
I hope the dolphin's mom was there...
How do you say "You could have done better" in dolphin?
37 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:41 AM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: Williams
It is an Israeli site, so that would be a normal clarification for them. But, it first struck me as a bit odd...
38 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:44 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: NYer
She's going to be real disappointed one day when the dolphin leaves a note saying, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
39 posted on 12/30/2005 6:35:01 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: NYer
Since she's rich she's eccentric. If she were poor she would be called crazy
40 posted on 12/30/2005 6:35:28 AM PST by dennisw (we need a fence!!!)
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To: NYer; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul
Just when you think you've seen it all...
My jaw hit the floor.
"And she knows Flipper, Flipper, Flipper...."
41 posted on 12/30/2005 6:35:31 AM PST by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: EveningStar
Check out this story, then post #8.
42 posted on 12/30/2005 6:35:45 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: NYer
Is the blessing "mosletrout"?
43 posted on 12/30/2005 6:36:42 AM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: NYer
This has to be a fake . . BOWLING???
44 posted on 12/30/2005 6:37:15 AM PST by freedomlover (If you read this tag line, all your wildest dreams will come true.)
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To: Yehuda
LOL!!! Chicken of the Sea Mermaid is jealous!.......
45 posted on 12/30/2005 6:37:27 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him)
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To: NYer
is this like a jewish onion?
46 posted on 12/30/2005 6:37:27 AM PST by samtheman
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To: joebuck
I wonder if she fell in love on porpoise.
47 posted on 12/30/2005 6:37:30 AM PST by Cvengr (<;^))
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To: freedomlover
BOWLING???
Ahem ... /cough/.
48 posted on 12/30/2005 6:38:15 AM PST by NYer ("Socialism is the religion people get when they lose their religion")
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To: LdSentinal
ROFL!
49 posted on 12/30/2005 6:39:07 AM PST by NYer ("Socialism is the religion people get when they lose their religion")
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To: Williams
You're right, it should have been "British" just to be more respectful...........
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