THE PASTOR'S ASS[left][right]

The Pastor of the local Church entered his donkey in a race
and it won. He was so delighted that he entered it in another race and it
won
again. The local newspaper printed a headline that read "PASTOR'S ASS OUT
FRONT".
The Bishop saw the headline and was mortified with this kind of
publicity and he ordered the Pastor never to race his donkey again. The next
day, the local paper printed a headline that read BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
ASS".
This was just too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to
get rid of the donkey. So, the next day the Pastor gave the donkey to a Nun
at a nearby convent. The local newspaper, hearing of this, posted the
following headline: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".
Reading this, the Bishop fainted. When he finally came to, he
informed the Nun that she too would have to get rid of the donkey. So, she
sold the donkey to a nearby farmer for $10. Hearing of this transaction, the
local paper runs a headline that reads NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This caused the Bishop's heart to flutter, so he orders the Nun to
buy back the donkey and lead it to the prairie so it can run free. She does
this and the next day the headline reads "NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND
FREE".
The next day the Bishop was buried.
And the moral of this story?
Being concerned about what other people think can bring you
much grief and misery, and can even shorten your life. So, be yourself and
enjoy life. Stop worrying about everybody else's' ass and you'll be a lot[/right]happier and live longer.

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