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Mr.Glory
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المشاركات: 484
الانضمام: Jul 2005
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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك
Three daughters :
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good
till the last drop. " Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson
& Hedges pack: "Extra Long-King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline?
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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| 08-23-2005, 11:25 PM |
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Mr.Glory
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المشاركات: 484
الانضمام: Jul 2005
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مقهى النكت... ادلو دلوك
Three daughters :
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good
till the last drop. " Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson
& Hedges pack: "Extra Long-King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline?
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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| 08-23-2005, 11:26 PM |
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