ملاحظة اولى: الشخصيات الواردة في النص هي من نسج الخيال و لا تمت للحقيقة بصلة, و اذا كان هناك تشابه فهو مجرد تشابه

ملاحظة ثانية: JESUS الوارد في النص ليس ب" JESUS" المعروف بالرب يسوع لدى المسيحيين و النبي عيسى لدى المحمديين. بل شبه له

ملاحظة ثالثة: اذا وجد احد الأعضاء الكرام في النص الوارد ادناه, أي تجريح لشخصه او معتقداته او دينه, الرجاء اعلامي او اعلام الادارة, و ساكون مسرورا بحذف الموضوع

ملاحظة رابعة: قد يفضل البعض نقل الموضوع الى قسم اللغات الاجنبية و لكني وجدته اقرب الى اقلام ساخرة من غيرها

ملاحظة اخيرة : المقصود من الموضوع المزاح فقط و ليس فيه اي نية للتجريح بالمؤمنتين
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THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother didn't know who his father was.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS LEBANESE:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God.
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