AnacondA(f)

> > Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. > >You order what you want, then when you see
what the other person has, you > >wish you had ordered that. >

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> Man: Is there any way for long >life? > Dr: Get married. > Man: Will it help? > Dr: No, but the thought of >long life will never come. > >

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> Why do couples hold hands during >their wedding? > It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before >the fight > begins! > >

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> Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, >what should we do? > Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. > > >

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> It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. > >It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered > > >

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> It is difficult to understand GOD . He makes such beautiful
>things as >women and then he turns them into Wives > >

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> If u r >married please ignore this MSG, > For everyone else: Happy Independence Day > > >

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> Galfriends r like chocolates, > Taste gud anytime. > > >Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. > Wife r like Dal >RICE, eaten when there`s no choice > >

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> Man receives telegram: >Wife deadshould be buried or cremated? > Man: Don't take any chances. Burn >the body and bury the ash. > >

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> Prospective husband: Do you have >a book called 'Man, The Master of >Women'? > Salesgirl: The fiction >department is on the other side, sir. > >

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> Q: Why dogs don't >marry? > A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! > >

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> >There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he > >would go through hell for her. > They got married and now he is going >thru hell. > >

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> Fact of life: One woman brings you into this >world crying & the other >ensures you continue to do so for the rest of >your life! > >
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> Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a >second woman? > > A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for >the same offence! > > >