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كان الشيخ مُتّكئاً فاعتدل وقال : أخبرنى ماذا فعلت اليوم قبل أن تأتى إلى المسجد؟



أطرق الشافعى برأسه , وسكت قليلا كأنه يفكر ثُم قال :
الآن تذكرت..وأنا فى الطريق كانت أمامى امرأةً مُسلِمة..كان الهواءُ شديداً فكَشفَ عن كعبِها ووقعت عينى عليه

الشيخ : ذُنوبك حَرمتك نور العلم يا شافعى.. اذهب فاستغفر ربك عسى أن يكشف همّك ويُفَرّج كربك


يتغير المشهد للإمام الشافعى وهو جالسٌ فى بَيتِه يَستغفِر َربّهُ والدموع تسيلُ من عينيه..

ثُم قال بيت شِعرٍ, وأخذ يردده:


شَكوُت إلى وكيعٍ سوء حِفظى........... فأرشدنى إلى ترك المعاصى
وأخبرنى أن العلم نور,................. ونورُ اللهِ لايُؤتــــــى لعاصى
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فتح شحرور عينيه ليجد حوله العديد من الفتيات المُتبرجات.



شحرور مع نفسه : أوبسس.....يا ليلة طين..كعب ست منتقبة عملت فيك الليلة دى كلها يا شافعى؟ :nocomment:


أُمال لو كُنت شُفت ستوتة ولّا هنومة الى ماشية بتتشخلع دى...ولّا لو كُنت شُفت البت شحروبى و هى لابسة ولا حاجة فى الفيديو كليب...
يا خبررررر :what:

ده كان زمان الفقه الشافعى بقى فى الحيص بنص خالص ..نياهاهاههاهاهاهاهااااههههههها. [صورة: icon_cheesygrin.gif]



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حسبى الله ونعم الوكيل فيك [صورة: marsa85.gif]




شحرور: لا يا حُبى خلاص متخافش...
تغور ستوتة على هنومة على كُل الُمتبرجات فى يوم واحد..

وانا الى كُنت مِستَغرب ليه بسقط فى المادة النيلة دى بقالى عشرتلاف مرة [صورة: icon_sad.gif]

منا قبل كل امتحان لازم بصطبح بوِِش ستوتة دى وتقعد ترغى وتطير المعلومتين.... [صورة: akh--.gif]
الحمد لله أن كشف لى مكر الحريم [صورة: madd.gif]



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شحرور: ماشى يا عم السمكرى:evil:


مممممم ...أهو شيخنا الى التزم أول امبارح نزل من طلب العلم فى السكشن..محدش عارف يكلمه من ساعة ما تاب لربنا وأطلق لحيته وبقى شيخ القبيلة....إلا أبو الشحارير طبعا [صورة: C_laugh.gif]




وفجأة صرخ شحرور بصوت عالى سمعه كل طالب فى دائرة قطرها 40 متر :
شيخ سايكوووووووووووووووووو....حُبىىىىىىىىىىىىىىىى
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يا ترى ..شحرور عمل ايه مع صاحبه الشيخ سايكو؟! [صورة: icon_exclaim.gif]

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05-14-2005, 12:02 PM
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