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شحرور (وهو يبحث تحت الأريكة فى اهتمام) : ثانية واحدة حضرِتك ..ممكن يكون تحت هنا!




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توقف شحرور عن البحث ونظر فى عينى الضابط فى براءة وقال : مش عارف!! هو مش حضرتك بتسأل عن كتكوت نايم ؟!

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أنا برضو مستغرب بس عادى بدوّر لِحضرِتك عليه! [صورة: sl--.gif]




ارتج المكتب من قهقهة الضابط كأن زلزالاً يهز المُديرية كُلها ! [صورة: marsa187.gif]



فقد كان أداء شحرور تلقائى لأقصى حد!!




الضابط (بعد أن أنهى ضحكته الزلزالية) : لا لا خلاص...سيبك من الكتاكيت..خليهُم نايمين..وأشار لشحرور لِيجلِس أمامه


ثُم تغير وجهه إلى جِدّية واضحة بطريقة لا يَصلُح لأدائها غير ضابِط شُرطة مُحترِف!..وقال : قولى بقى...أيه الى حصل بالظبط؟!




شحرور (بلا مُبالاة)





الضابط:
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شحرور :


الضابط (وهو يبتِسم ):

شحرور:



الضابِط : ) قولى بقى...أيه مضايقك فى بيتا ماركِت يا شحرور؟‍




شحرور:
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الضابط




شحرور:




الضابِط (فى انفعال):عملتلى نَفسك زعيم وعملت مُظاهرة فى أكبر سوق تُجارى فى مصر


قاطعه شحرور: وزلزلت الأمن والنظام وأبديت بوادر لعملية أرهابية تُعيد إلى الأذهان ذِكرى 11 سبتمبر و.....كفاااااااااية

فى أيه ...كُل ده عشان قٌُُلت كلمة حَق...




الضابِط (وعيناه تلمعان فى انتصار):أيوة...أتفضل اتكلم على مهلك خالص...محدِش بيجرى وراك


استغرَب شحرور من تغيُّر لهجة الضابِط بهذِه السُرعة :what:

ووأخذ يَتفرّس فى ملامحه لأول مرة مُنذ أن رآه....فلاحظ أنه أشيب الفودين ويبدو فى أواخر الأربعينات من العُمر...ثُم رأى على كِتفيه ما استرعى انتباهه




شحرور: مُمكن طيب الأول أسأل حضرِتك سؤال؟
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الضابِط: أتفضل.



شحرور:



الضابِط : (وهو يُشعِل سيجارة):لا أزاى ده أنت فاهِم كُل حاجة أهو

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شحرور (بابتسامة مُماثِلة
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): أصل واحد قريبنا لواء برضو بس فى موقِع حساس مووووت [صورة: marsa74.gif]


الضابِط (فى هدوء) : موقَع أيه؟‍




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