[CENTER]"The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex." Anonymous
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." Groucho Marx
"Whatever women do, they much do twice as well as men to be half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton
"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked." Ovid
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition." Timothy Leary
"The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels." Mary Mcdowell
All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life." Oscar Wilde
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." Michelangelo
"The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude." Friedrich Nietzsche
"Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed." Kahlil Gibran
"True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist." Albert Einstein
"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet." Taki
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." Marylin Monroe
"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls." Groucho Marx
"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." Matt Groening[/CENTER]