[CENTER]"Men make love more intensely at twenty, but make love better, however, at thirty."- Catherine II of Russia
"If it is not erotic, it is not interesting."- Fernando Arrabal
"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce."- J. Edgar Hoover
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."- George Carlin
"Give a man a free hand, and he'll try to run it all over you."- Mae West
"I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood -- sex and the dead." William Butler Yeats
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." P.J. O'Rourke
"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact."- Marlene Dietrich
"No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it." - Andrea Dworkin
"I'm not weird or anything. I don't tie myself up first." - Tom Waits
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." - Bill Kelly
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Camille Paglia
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." - Woody Allen
"As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so sex with its joy clears and sharpens the vision." - Helen Keller
"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." - Mark Twain[/CENTER]