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شوكت بيه:بُص أقولك على حاجة...فى أيدى أنى أخرجك حالا دلوقت..وفى أيدى برضو أنى ماخليكش تشوف الشمس تانى كلامى واضح؟!

شحرور:

شوكت بيه (مُتجاهلاً رد شحرور): أحنا عملنا عليك تحريات لقيناك مش بتاع مشاكل وفى حالك ..بس بُص يبنى..عاوز أعرّفك حاجة..واعتبرُها نصيحة من أب ..أنا عندى ولاد فى سِنك برضو...يا شحرور التيّار أما بيقوم بياخد الكُل..الحابل بالنابل...ووالله ممكن تروح فى ستين داهية بسبب أندفاعك و...حموريتك!

شحرور (بغضب):لا يا باش من غير شتايم لو سمحت

شوكت بيه (باستفزاز): كُل يوم والتانى أشى مُظاهرة على احتجاج على قرف وبلا على دماغك انت والى بتسمعهم وبتمشى وراهم..ياد يا شحرور فوق...وفتّح دماغك واتعلم متبقاش أهبل يبنى أما تُقع محدش هيدور عليك



كان شحرور يستمع لكلام وإهانات شوكت بيه وهو يكتم قذائف لسانه بمجهود يُحسد عليه‍ [صورة: marsa141.gif]

سكت الضابط هُنيهة...ثُم قال شحرور: ممكن حضرتك تفهمنى طيب؟

شوكت بيه (مُباغتاً) :ما انت بدماغك دى عُمرك ما هتفهم...ياد شيل زبالة ربط الدين بكُل حاجة دى من دماغك....بُص أن راجل حجّيت سبع مرات...ومراتى مُحجبة الحمد لله.وبنصلى كُلنا الفرض بفرضه...يعنى مُسلمين وبنأدى فروض ربنا بالمِلّى ‍
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شحرور (مُستغرباً) : هو حضرتك بتتكلم عن أيه بالظبط؟؟؟‍
شوكت بيه : يبنى احنا الحكومة وعارفين بنعمل أيه..ميجيش عيل .....(حُذفت للرقابة) زيك يقول أعمل ومتعملش

حاجة مثلاً زى أتفاقياتنا الاقتصادية مع اليهود..أيه المُشكلة يعنى؟؟

أنا بس كُنت عاوزك تقر فى الجرايد المُحترمة (نطقها وهو يضغط على كُل حرف) عن الفوايد الى بتعود على الاقتصاد الوطنى من الاتفاقيات دى‍

شحرور:

شوكت بيه(مُشوِّحاً بيدِه): يا أخى اتنيل أى عيل منكو بيفتكر نفسه علّامة بعد شهر واحد من انه مكانش يعرف يصلى أصلا...

(شعر شحرور أنه جالس مع شيخ القبيلة ليس لواء شرطة فى المديرية ولكنه كان يشعُر بِود خفى فى كلام شوكت باشا..ولكنه شعور فى العقل الباطن [صورة: dunno.gif])
06-17-2005, 07:50 PM
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