(note: this is meant to be forced and cheesy)

two cannibals one day
a father and a boy
certainly I would say
the picnic they enjoy

there was nothing to give
when baby said "I need to eat"
"with hunger you won't live
we'll have the first who has two feet"

a skinny woman comes
but daddy says "no son
she's only bones and gums
hardly enough for one"

in minutes she arrived
a woman who is chubby
"son I tell you she survived
I bet that she is grubby"

then came a beauty queen
as baby jumped with joy
"daddy it's the perfect scene
now feed your little boy"

"yes kid I see the perfect dome
it's a way but there's another
let us take this beauty home
then we can eat your mother"