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Saddam's Doubles

The Iraqi Security Chief summons all 200 of Saddam Hussein's look alikes and says,
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, Saddam Hussein has survived the US air strike. The bad news is, he lost an arm."


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Saddam Hussein's Chauffer

Saddam is riding in his limo in the Iraqi countryside when there is a sudden bump and the limo stops. The chauffer gets out, walks around the car and reports to Saddam:
"I just killed a pig. I think it came from that peasant's hut by the road."
So Saddam tells him to go and tell the peasant that he is Saddam Hussein's chauffer and that he just killed the pig and that the peasant must be happy because it really is a big honor, to have a pig killed by the president's limo.
The chauffer goes inside the hut and disappears. About an hour later he returns very drunk, smoking a cigar, and looking extremely happy.
"What happened there?" asks Saddam.
"I went inside, I said what you told me to say, and the peasant hugged me and thanked me, and threw a party in my honor and gave me this cigar."
"And what exactly did you tell him?"
"I said 'I'm Saddam Hussein's chauffer and I just killed the pig!'"


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Hussein & Bush

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked, "What was on the banner?"
Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."
Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Saddam said, "What was on the banner?"
Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."