I liked your way in telling ur first job interview, with that perfect English and that style I thought for a moment that I am reading a play for shakespear , let me guess the rest of your interview:
Rami, saying with a dirty smile on his face: Ok Mr Hasan , we knew everything about your technical qualifications, lets now talk about another aspect.
tell me about your sexual qualifications.
here, Hasan, with his clothes wet from sweeping, and his bottom underware also wet from another thing, said:
what do you mean by sexual qualifications majesty?
Rami, pointing his finger towards his dick: I mean this, don't u have a one like it?
Hasan, thinking the manager is talking about his pants, says: of course I do majesty, and I have alot more back in home.
Rami : here we see a new qualification , you have a multi-dick system.WAKE UP I am talking about your Penis not your pants.
Hasan, feeling revealed from the pressure: ooooh I see, then lets go talk about it, that's a favorite to me.
Rami: tell me about your dick qualifications, including : dimensions, date of: first erect, first shot, first fuck .
Hasan, removing his underware for a visual explanation:
as u can see sir... I mean I never measured my penis before , but u can see now it's sleepy mode dimensions.
Rami:I care more about the fucking mode.
Hasan: then get me something to fuck.
Rami: where the hell do u think u r?we are in Saudi Arabia man, here, and now, there's nothing u can fuck but my ass.
Hasan delighted : lets go!
Rami:I forgot to tell that even my ass is not available, hey man I have Bawaseer, I get troubles with local visitors then how do u think it will be like with international visitors?
Hasan, disappointed: oooh I am sorry for that, I have a cousin who suffers from this too, and I know how bad it could be.
Rami:really? tell me more about ur cousin what does he do?
Hasan: he is now training in Jordan, and working on a project.
Rami: what was his high school rate?
Hasan, swallowing: 98
Rami shocked: and his university average?
Hasan: 78
Rami: go get him , u r fired.
Hasan: how do u fire me and u didn't hear yet the story of my first dick fire?
Rami: then go ahead son.
Hasan: emmmmm let me remember.
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dear Hasan, I couldn't complete cuz I found it very difficult to put an end to this story without firing u
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don't be surprised by the perfect spelling in this email , this time I used the abc check, just as you do
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