An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.



He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.



His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.


He explains: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you.....Your Father"



The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:



"Beloved Father, Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too..... Ahmed"



At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.



A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.



"Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you..... Ahmed."

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then? "

The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog".

After hearing that Bush still didn't know whether he was alive, Osama
himself decided to send Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him
know
he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to
contain
a coded message:

370HSSV 0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so
it
went to the CIA, then to NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6
for
help. MI-6 cabled the White House:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."




Hello A$$ 1-1OLE , hahaha



Peace