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You wanna hear a really cool torture that the Romans invented? They also used it as a form of capital punishment, it's *really* creative. They would take the guy in question, stuff him in a burlap sack, seal the sack up real tight and throw it in the river. But, and here's the creative part, inside the sack, with the guy, they would put a dog, a monkey, and a snake. Okay? A dog, a monkey, and a snake. That's fucking creative! Imagine being inside a burlap sack, underwater, in the dark, sitting next to a drowning monkey. Think he'd be moving around a little bit? The dog would be going apeshit, we know that. And the snake? Well, he'd probably be getting curious about what all the activity was inside the sack. He might do anything. Whatever he did would probably involve venom and his teeth. You know what you'd be doing? You'd be praying to God that the snake bit the monkey and the dog ate the snake. Praying.

[/quote]George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing---2005


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الديك غير موجود .. كانت صارت هليلة !

تذكرت اسم الطاغية كاليجولا , وكان قصير القامة ويسمى بالجزمة القصيرة ولكنه حاقد على الانسانية وضرب ابشع
الامثال بساديته وجنونه



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كما تعلمين يا زميلة

ان الرومان كانت لديهم ديمقراطية

ويطبقونها في كافة مناحي الحياة

وهنا يتوجب تطبيقها ايضا

بان يعطوا الافعي الحرية الكاملة بالاختيار

ولا يفرضون عليها من ستعضه

وبالتالي امامها الرجل والديك والقرد والكلب

قمة الديمقراطية حتى في الاعدام

وهذا من مزايا الديمقراطي[/quote]

نعم يازميل ديمقراطية مفصلة حسب الطلب كالديمقراطية الامريكية تماما:D